Okay, I decided that when I got the third strange phone call while looking something up on the internet, I would tell you about it. On the last one, I was looking up demographics in the SSI webpage. Just now, I searched “illuminati”, and clicked on “illuminati conspiracy”. The phone immediately rang. I thought, “Okay, I will wait this time for the second ring, as no one is ever there.” It never rang a second time. With *69, I found a T-Mobile number from Philadelphia. You always find a number, it is the timing of it all that is the most curious. I did not call it back. I would not be surprised to find a hangup from the same number on my machine at work when I go in tomorrow. Just sayin’.
If you don’t know anything about the illuminati, read this wikipedia article. Send them a few bucks if you can spare it. Remember, the FBI was denied entry into Iceland. They were trying to track down Wikileaks information.
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It would be $250.00 for an American audience, moron. If you want to scam anyone here, at least get all of your shit straight. Satan would not fuck up like that. Some cult. What a bunch of fuck-ups.
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The technical law enforcement term for you guys used to be “confidence men”.
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You need to work on your English, to appear convincing. And what is the phone charge at that area code, $298.00 USD per minute? What, you put everyone on hold? Only a moron would call an unknown exchange.
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That is one bunch of really long, fucking sentences. Still not in the least bit convinced. I will make allowances for you, as it is obvious that English is not your primary language.
Has it ever occurred to you that the Illuminati may have had absolutely nothing to do with your “occurrences”? Your own, increased self-confidence is the driving force here. You need to step back, and look at all of this from the outside. Then, you will see that these so-called Illuminati had nothing to do with it. You have more self-confidence, that is all. You do not need to be associated with the
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Dude, you are way, way, outbid. Look at the rest of the comments here. For a supposed coherent, all-knowing, worldwide organization, you Illuminati really do not in the least have your shit together.
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Relax, relax, don’t get so excited. Take a little time to put some periods at the ends of your sentences, and capital letters at the beginnings of sentences. Your message appears to resemble one that was typed in a big hurry by someone trying to scam someone really gullible here. At least the grammar is okay. Remember, if you want to be convincing in your ripping off of someone, presentation is everything, moron.
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Buy the form, say bye-bye to your money. Forgive me for asking, but if you have billions of dollars and buku houses to give away gratis, why is there a fee with the form? To a thinking person, this will not make any sense. Quit trying to prey on those who are already victimized enough by life, you morons.
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It is a scam. They want information from you, and then they tap your bank accounts and credit cards into foreign ones. Illuminati, my ass.
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SURE you do. All I have to do is give you all my bank account information, right????????? Moron.
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I’m still waiting for you to leave your message on my hard drive, in my Word document that I set up way back especially for you guys. If you can’t figure out which one it is, or do that, you ain’t Jack. You could at least uncover my email, that is a pretty easy one. Message me there. Of course, I will reply there. The Illuminati would be able to hire hackers.
Riches and power and centerfold babes, my ass. All smoke and mirrors. All broken promises you do not have the intention nor the ability to keep. So, leave the gullible and the impressionable and the needy and the injured ones alone, morons. They are lost enough; do not lead them into the same pit which you have already fallen into.
Still waiting…prove yourselves to actually have some power and knowledge and real abilities here on earth, just to me alone, and maybe we can at least have a civil conversation here.
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I have everything I could ever possibly want, and more. What could you possibly have, or be able to offer to me, that would be of any interest to me, or that I do not already have? Whatever I ask for, God gives to me. I need only to ask, and it is already there for me. There is no possible way you morons can top that one.
And again, I am the only one who reads this. This is a dead web page, an archive. You are simply wasting your time, trying to scam anyone here.
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You wouldn’t know a true illuminati if one contacted you. It is all about power and money with you guys, isn’t it? Great way to sucker people in, in order to fleece them. Only morons would contact you. You know absolutely nothing about true power and wealth and influence. This is a dead web page anyway, an archive. No one reads it. if you were illuminati, you would know that. Moron.
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Nine days so far, and still no takers. You are just a bunch of scammers, preying on the selfishness of those already in need. Screw all you so-called Illuminati. You wouldn’t recognize anyone who was a true Illuminati, even if he was talking to you right here and now. You are all a bunch of scammers, confidence men, and complete morons. You have two choices to make in your lives: change your ways, or face the pit. So do it now. There is little time left for you.
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